I want our encounters to be as seamless and relaxing as possible. I prioritize comfort in all of its forms. Help us achieve a lovely mutually shared experience together centered on respect and understanding. I adore when we can meet each other’s needs.

Please be showered within 2 hours of our date. Otherwise I expect you to have a quick shower upon arrival. This applies to oral hygiene as well. Know that I will be freshly showered as well, and will not be wearing fragrances or perfumes.

I will not entertain any emails or texts with acronyms, coded language, or explicit language or fantasies. I am almost certain we will have some mutual interests, but please refrain from these conversations until we meet.

Please do not try to seek a discount, haggle my rates, or evade my screening procedure. If you cannot screen following the methods I offer we cannot make an appointment. Please move on if we have mismatching expectations on this.

Please do not ask for unsafe practices, I will not do them. It is not a respectful question to ask and disregards my livelihood and personal safety. I will absolutely not entertain coercion in regards to this and will consider it boundary pushing. If this is something that is on your mind now we may not be a good fit.

Our time begins the moment we meet.